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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Matchsticks do ring like puppets on string

    Artist: Moody Blues
    Real Lyric: Bats take to wing like puppets on string

    The story:

    I've always wondered what this lyric actually was - and so it seems has most everybody else since an internet search for this song's lyrics invariably brings up the "matchsticks" version. It was even printed up in many of the 1960's lyrics magazines that way. Well, everybody is/was wrong! Not too long ago I read an interview with the Moodies where they finally let on that the actual lyric was "Bats take to wing...", which makes a heck of a lot more sense!

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