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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Many a young man lost his marbles to my trade.

    Artist: Willie Nelson
    Real Lyric: Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.

    The story:

    Not sure whether I originally knew the correct lyric
    or not (so I'm putting my current age). I know this
    is what it sounded like and then I was like "this
    can't be right" ... and then when I looked it up I
    was still pretty surprised.

    It kind of gives a different and more psychological
    twist to the story...

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