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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Man, it's a hot one
    Like seven midgets in the midday sun.

    Artist: Santana
    Song: Smooth
    Real Lyric: Man, it's a hot oneLike seven inches from the midday sun.

    The story:

    I was in the car with a bunch of my friends when the song came on. I absolutely loved it and started belting it out. Right after that line, everyone else started laughing. What's perhaps worse is the fact that they had to show me that those weren't the lyrics because I didn't believe them.

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    I think it's better than the original too...

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 8:02 am