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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mama Told me to be careful where you put your garden hose.

    Song: Seven
    Real Lyric: Mama told me boySomeday that girls gonna take your mindAnd then you’ll know

    The story:

    When I looked up the lyrics. I think it should be my lyrics, they are better :) and good advice! Boys be careful where you put your garden hose!

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    The original studio version of Seven featured the garden hose lyrics. So, you either heard that recording and heard correctly or your pants may be on fire. *shrug*

    littlething Sep 30, 2017 8:08 am