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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mama told me not to come
    Mama told me not to come
    That ain't the way that you f--k, son
    That ain't the way that you f--k, son

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Real Lyric: Mama told me not to comeMama told me not to comeThat ain't the way to have fun, sonThat ain't the way to have fun, son

    The story:

    This happened to a friend of mine a while back. This song came on the radio and she started singing these lyrics. Our friend and I cracked up and told her the real lyrics. She said that she thought it was too risque to get on the radio.

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