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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Male gays, male gays, male gays are merry and bright.

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright.



    The story:

    I don't mean to be politically incorrect or offensive in any way. It was 1968, I was three, and it wasn't a topic that I knew anything about. My parents thought it was so funny, they never corrected me. Instead, I proudly sang the song at kindergarten Show and Tell, and the lovely, very proper British teacher I had nearly fell off her chair and wouldn't let me finish. Much to her dismay, my mother laughed at her (yet still didn't correct me). I did become a singer, but I was never allowed to Show and Tell again no matter how hard I waved my hand.

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