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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Making love to his tiny friend Jim."

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Piano Man
    Real Lyric: "Making love to his Tonic and Gin."

    The story:

    My mom, known for her misheard lyrics, was watching "Don't Forget the Lyrics" one night. When the contestant sang his lyrics (which were the correct one's) my mom said "Oh, darn it. He was so close." The lights and bells went off and the contestant had won. My mom looked confused, then embarrassed. I asked what she thought the lyrics were. When she told me I could not stop laughing for a good 5 minutes. I still picture Billy Joel walking out of a bar hand-in-hand with a midget named Jim.

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