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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Made damn sure the pilot washed his hands and
    sealed his fate

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate

    The story:

    For years I thought they were talking about an
    actual airline pilot, and my brain even created
    this story where when I heard that line I
    thought, "Oh yeah, wasn't there some story about
    a plane that crashed because the pilot got sick
    from something in the water?" So I decided to
    look up the song and find out when that
    "incident" happened... and then I discover that
    it was never an actual incident at all. Half of
    me was kicking myself for being so stupid, and
    the other half was mystified as to how I'd made
    up that crazy story.

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