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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Macaroon days, ah

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Jai guru deva

    The story:

    I was never too happy with my interpretation of macaroon days ah, but I could not hear anything else. It had the right sort of feel for the song. I could imagine George sitting around with macaroons and milk and thinking nothing's gonna change my world. I was in my 40's when my wife sang along one day with the correct lyrics. I was stunned and asked her what she thought they were, and of course she knew exactly what they were, translated them, and never looked at me the same. My confession of my interpretaion painted me as just so common and ignorant in her eyes. I think that may have been the first harbinger of the demise of our union.

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