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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Love on the rocks
    I ain't no Vincent Price
    Pour me a drink
    And I'll make Minute Rice

    Artist: Neil Diamond
    Real Lyric: Love on the rocksAin't no big surprisePour me a drink And I'll tell you some lies.

    The story:

    I was going through a rebellious teenage phase where I argued EVERYTHING (I mean everything) with my parents. My mom and step dad liked this song and I told them I thought the words were stupid (I mean Minute rice?!?! Come on!), but I kinda liked the deep reference to Vincent Price, which could be read in so many ways.

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