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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Love needs a heart, and I need to fart..."

    Artist: Jackson Browne
    Real Lyric: "Love needs a heart, and I need to find..."

    The story:

    Here's the thing, I only thought this for a short time in the 70's when hearing this on the "Running on Empty" album before I figured out what he was saying.

    This is a serious slow song but it sounds so much like he is saying "I need to fart" that whenever I need to cheer my kids up, I tell them to listen to this guy singing about farts and they get a fit of laughing when they hear it every time. The fact that it is a sad song makes it all the funnier.

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