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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Love Lipton Tea, Love Lipton Tea, whe nothing else could help--Love Lipton Tea!

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: Love lifted me, love lifted me, when nothing else could help love lifted me.

    The story:

    Before I started school, my grandmother kept me every day. My memory is of her standing at the kitchen sink and as she worked, she sang this great old hymn, loud and proud. I was so happy with myself when I learned those words and could sing them in church! I don't remember exactly when I found out the words were wrong and loving Lipton Tea wasn't really the answer to all my prayers, but I still think it's a funny story!

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