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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Love is a plate of veal.

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield.

    The story:

    I struggled with this damn thing for weeks trying to figure out what she was saying. "Plate of veal" was as close as I could come. I was only about 12. Then several weeks later, I was singing it at the top of my lungs in the shower and my older sister overheard me. Being an Italian family we always had veal, and she had a plate of raw veal for me when I got out of the shower. She said, "This is a plate of veal. Love is a battlefield!"

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