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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Look at my erection, I'll be round, I'll be round

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Look in my direction, I'll be round, I'll be round

    The story:

    It was not me, it was my husband. I told him how Lennon had a knack for changing lyrics. For example during concerts sometimes he would sing "I Want To Hold Your Gland" instead of hand. Well anyways, this song was playing in the car we were singing along and my husband song this line. I just paused and said "Did you just say erection?" He said "Isn't that what he said? John use to switch lyrics around." "Yes, this is true, but not for that particular song I don't believe." I said.

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