The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This was actually a guy in a chat room who had misheard these lyrics. He attempted to convince me that Ritz crackers were really, really popular in the 70's so that's how they ended up in the song. I just laughed my behind off at him, as has every other person I've told it to.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
8/2/2004 8:36 am
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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