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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Livin', luvin', Lance Corporal Wallin.

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

    The story:

    This one wasn't mine but it's a good story. Lance Corporal Wallin was a real person in my old Marine Corps unit. One of the slower guys in our unit once asked Wallin how did it come about that he knew Led Zeppelin. Wallin looked at him like he was insane. So this guy explained the song lyrics and we all laughed ourselves silly at this guy, as Wallin hadn't even been born when this song was written.

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