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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Listen to some music, maybe do some cocaine
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    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: Listen to some music, maybe just talking Get to know you better

    The story:

    well. i was sitting 2nd row at mamma mia and the song started and i was like, "there is no way that this woman is going to profess her love for this man, by telling him that they should do cocaine together." because they were both 40. and that's when it hit me that i had been hearing, "maybe do some cocaine.", not to mention singing those lyrics since i was 13. and believe me. i sing abba a ton.

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