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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Listen kid, you pay for the call
    You ain't bad, but we 've heard it all before
    Yeah, it sounds like junk-haulin' George.

    Artist: Sugarloaf
    Song: Don't Call Us
    Real Lyric: Listen kid, you pay for the call You ain't bad, but we 've heard it all before Yeah, it sounds like John, Paul and George.

    The story:

    When I was humming along to the song, reading the lyrics on the internet, and I couldn't find
    "junk-haulin' George" anywhere in there.

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    Submitted by

    John75

    Submitted on

    8/10/2009 8:19 am

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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