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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like the ceiling fan holders

    Artist: Macklemore
    Real Lyric: Like the ceiling can't hold us

    The story:

    I originally thought it was "like the sealing ham boulders," but
    then a friend enlightened me, saying it was actually "the ceiling
    can't hold us," so then we started sharing stories about
    misheard lyrics for this song, resulting in the above gem.

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    I heard Like a ceiling fan holder and my co worker laughed at me so we looked up the lyrics and I guess i was not the only one.

    mscottearl Sep 23, 2014 8:02 pm