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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like it's chosen, voulez-vous

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Voulez Vous
    Real Lyric: La question c'est voulez-vous

    The story:

    From the time I first heard this song (about age 11) I understood
    that in this context, "Voulez-vous?" was a rhetorical question.
    Neither she nor he would be there if the answer were not "Oui".
    So my version made sense to me: they have already chosen
    their answer. Only when reading a different wrong version of this
    line on this site did I learn otherwise.

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