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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like Blücher said, I did it my way

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: It's My Life
    Real Lyric: Like Frankie said, I did it my way



    The story:

    Luckily, I don't think anyone else found out I was singing it wrong, since any collection of people singing along to Bon Jovi are usually very drunk and preoccupied with their own performances. I have no idea why I thought Jon Bon Jovi would be comparing himself to a Prussian field marshall, and even more so when I listen to the song now and realise the word "Frankie" bears no resemblance at all to the word "Blücher," but I'm still inclined to sing it wrong if I'm not concentrating.

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