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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a seagull basted in wine

    Artist: Procol Harum
    Song: Conquistador
    Real Lyric: I can see no lace to unwind

    The story:

    While chatting with friends about the the movie "The Commitments" where one of the characters is caught in his own mondegreen (words to the Whiter Shade of Pale), I asked what the significance of "a seagull basted in wine" might be. Is there any relationship between the Conquistidor's killing and eating the seagull to the seafarers killing of the fabled albatross? It was all VERY deep. There was a long pause, and then the questioning began. Within a minute, 20 years of mangled lyrics went down the drain to the laughter of all assembled.

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