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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a masturbator (like a masturbator)
    I can do the twist...

    Artist: The Contours
    Song: Do You Love Me
    Real Lyric: I can mash potato (I can mash potato) (1) Do the twist (I can do the twist) Now tell me right baby (tell me baby) Do you like it like this? (do you like it like this?) (Tell me) tell me (tell me)

    The story:

    Can't remember the exact moment, but my version made sense given the dance moves for the mash potato (kind of!), even though I did think it was a peculiar lyric! Gave lots of people laugh to hear me singing it in all innocence!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/2/2002 6:08 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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