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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne.

    Artist: Whitesnake
    Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

    The story:

    A friend was singing this in the car and got us laughing so hard we almost had an accident.

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    Same thing happened to me, except it was my little sister. She was singing her heart out and when she sang that line like that I had to pull over for laughing hysterically. When I calmed down and corrected her she did the same thing!

    STEPH4686 Sep 28, 2011 1:36 pm