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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lift up your skirt little boy.

    Song: Crash
    Real Lyric: Lift up your skirt a little more.

    The story:

    I was super into Dave Matthews when I was 15 and I drove 45 minutes to my all- girls school everyday in my 1978 light blue station wagon. I had no radio so i listened to Dave Matthews in my CD/stereo because i had no radio in my Shaggin' Wagon. Anyway, I thought I had "Crash" memorized but when my friend and I were singing, I sang "Lift up your skirt little boy!" All my friends laughed at me of course wondering how i thought that. I just replied, "I thought Dave Matthews was gay, I don't know!" Ha Ha Ha. He's not.

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