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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Life is a cabaret, oh chump.

    Artist: Louis Armstrong
    Song: Cabaret
    Real Lyric: Life is a cabaret, oh chum.

    The story:

    At first I thought it was 'Life is a cabaret, oh John.' but after my
    mom told me I was wrong, I still hadn't gotten it right! I found
    out when I was singing along in the car and my mom said,
    '"Hang on. Oh chump?" I proceeded to die of embarrassment
    on the rest of the awkward, hilarious car ride. I knew that was
    a bit weird!

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