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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Level crossing - when you call my name etc

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Let the choir sing - when you call my name, it's like a little prayer etc

    The story:

    I've always known instinctively (odd that) that level crossing couldn't possibly be right and was a touch random., I didn't want to know the true lyrics as it seemed to fit so well into the song and I knew the truth would be such a let down. How true!

    Curiosity finally won the day when I was belting out the number on one occasion; It was time to put level crossing to rest and I asked my friends at the end what the real words were - they were not surprised at this - afterall, I was the one that used to say as a little girl during the Lords Prayer, The Power and the Lorry. It's always such a disappointment when you learn the real words, a bit like when a magic trick is explained, don't you think?!

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