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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let's put the eggs in sacks

    Artist: Kiss
    Real Lyric: Let's put the X in Sex

    The story:

    My sister was a big Kiss fan and played this on a tape for me. I sat there with this really puzzled look on my face and said 'Isn't that really stupid? I mean, they would break, wouldn't they?'
    My sister repeated the title for me ever more precisely and slowly, laughing harder and harder, and by the fifth time she was sliding off the sofa in tears. I think in the end she had to write it down.
    I'm not normally this dumb, honest.

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