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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let's dance -- for fear of gray chiffon

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Let's Dance
    Real Lyric: Let's dance -- for fear your grace should fall



    The story:

    Like most of my misheard lyrics, this is yet another piece of
    evidence proving that, at the tender age of 50, I have come to
    realize I have a disability when it comes to understanding my
    native English language. It's one of those lyrics I've (mis)heard
    for years, knew wasn't right, and finally went to a computer to
    look up. Me sad. :-(

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    Grey chiffon seems like something Bowie would have avoided at all costs. (Made me sad writing that in the past tense...)

    thepeer Jan 19, 2016 5:05 pm