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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let's celebrate the holy ghost of the dead
    He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men

    Song: To The End
    Real Lyric: This elevator only goes up to tenHe's not around, he's always looking at men

    The story:

    With line one, it seemed to fit with the theme of the song. It wasn't until I was looking up the lyrics (I like to read them even if I know them) one day and discovered I had been wrong. As for the second line, I had thought of it as a reply to someone commenting that the "he" in question was nowhere to be found. Yeah. I think too hard.

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