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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let me take you to that wonderland that only toucans share.

    Real Lyric: Let me take you through that wonderland That only two can share.

    The story:

    I was at a karaoke bar and someone was singing this song. When the real lyrics came up on the video screen, I went beet red. My friends asked why and I told them I thought toucans had some magical wonderland that was sung about in the song.

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    I misheard it the exact same way! I thought the toucan was a beautiful bird with all it's vibrant colors therefore that's why I thought she said that -Chris

    cmulwee001 Feb 13, 2016 12:05 am