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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let go, go, go of the past now
    Said hello to this red carpet Bride
    Yes I know that the world's spinning fast now
    Tell that little b***h to step aside!

    Real Lyric: I let go, go, go of the past now Said hello to this red carpet ride Yes I know that the world's spinning fast now Tell lollabrigida to step aside!

    The story:

    Me and my friend were driving the car, singing along to the soundtrack when It reached that part. She took a breath, so I belted what I thought they were in solo.rnrnMy friend turned to me wide-eyed, and asked in a stunned voice, "EXCUSE ME?" - I looked back at her, bewildered myself and innocently answered, "Yeah?"rnrnStruggling not to laugh, my friend asked, "What did you just sing!?" So I flipped off the c.d and repeated myself.rnrnMy friend bursts into laughter and nearly drives us off the road! "No, No, No! It's..." She corrects me, trying to focus on the road through her laughter.rnrnI sit in a contemplative moment of silence then shrug and say, "I suppose that would make more since. I thought she was calling Tracy or Miss Crabs a b**th, and neither makes much since Tracy is her daughter and she hasn't met Miss Crabs yet."rnrnrnMy friend just snickered and told me, "You need to get your hearing checked."

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