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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lech Walesa is coming with the beer he's breathing down your neck

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck

    The story:

    Polish leader Lech Walesa. I could see this little Polish man in a huge mustache hauling a six-pack. I figured since no one really knows the real lyrics to this song, and it mentions other "notables" from the 1980s (Leonid Brezhnev, etc.) it COULD be right…

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