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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Laughing in the playground -- gets no kicks from little boys:
    brother playing with electric trains.

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Real Lyric: Laughing in the playground -- gets no kicks from little boys:would rather make it with a letching grey.

    The story:

    I had been singing this song for years, not realizing that it was about a teen prostitute. I downloaded the song to my mp3 player and I wanted to sing it with the lyrics. I was really surprised to find the real lyrics. Ian Anderson has a real sick mind.

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