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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Last night I held a lettuce lamp

    Artist: Steppenwolf
    Real Lyric: Last night I held Aladdin's Lamp

    The story:

    I think it was when I was in a store that sold light fixtures. They had a very large selection, including a glass desk lamp that looked like a head of lettuce. I said to my friend, "Look, it's the lamp from that song..." She didn't know what I was talking about until I sang it for her. She about died laughing and explained the actual lyric. Boy did I feel stupid.

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