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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Last night I dreamt of some Dago

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

    The story:

    The guy I was dating when that song first came out was Italian, so I thought that it was just an interesting coincidence. As I was (and still am) prone to breaking out in full voiced song, he heard me sing it often. He thought I was merely flattering him by singing about him. Quite some time later, a friend heard my version & corrected me. It was so funny, especially after I told her the story of why I never knew I was wrong. It must have worked though because my Dago & I are getting married Feb 98--eleven years later. We still laugh about those lyrics & plan to play that song at our reception.

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