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    Last night I dreamt of some bagels.

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.

    The story:

    It was my friends mother who belted out the wrong lyrics during one of the first parties where parents and their adult children were socializing. She was trying to be 'hip' by singing the words to 'our' music and missed the mark completely. The fact that we are from Long Island does, to some extent, explain the confusion with baked goods.

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    I am from Long Island and I frequently dream of bagels.

    eeemcd Oct 28, 2010 12:29 pm