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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Last Night I Dreamt of Sombrero!

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Last Night I Dreamt of San Pedro

    The story:

    I liked the Some Pedro version (My real name is Peter and I thought 'some Pedro' was just Madge's way of saying 'Some Spanish Guy'!), which I've been singing and didn't realise it was wrong until coming onto this site actually - I was going to put it as my Real Lyrics one after I got corrected in my flat by my housemate a couple of months ago - I was dancing around the room like a Spanish Flamenco Lady and was mortified.

    I'm male.

    Anyway - I thought Last Night I Dreamt of Sombrero meant she was dreaming of hot weather, so people had to wear sombreros?!

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    I misheard this as: "Last night I dreamt of a bagel"

    jeanius Apr 23, 2018 11:46 pm