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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Has Taken My Sight
    Taken My Speech
    Taken My Ear ring

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: LandmineHas Taken My SightTaken My SpeechTaken My Hearing

    The story:

    I had just bought the "tape", and took it to school. We were allowed to jog in gym with a walkman. I had heard the song on the radio and Mtv several times. Was kinda sad the guy lost his ear ring. A couple weeks later, a buddy and I were hanging out listening to the tape. He laughed at me so hard. It took him ten minutes to calm down and tell me the real lyrics. It knocked me down three points on the headbanger scale. Shame, just shame.

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