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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ladies leave your cat at home
    The club is full of parlors and their pocks are full cones

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Real Lyric: Ladies leave your man at homeThe club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown

    The story:

    I was at a school dance, and they played that song. So I naturally just started singing what I thought the lyrics were. Suddenly, I noticed that a whole bunch of people were giving me strange looks, like I was singing the wrong lyrics. After the dance, I immediately looked up the real words online and laughed so hard my parents thought something was wrong!

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