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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Knock this out
    Running’ on
    As if to say, as if to day
    As if to say it is chocolate
    He was forever, he’ll be a liar
    Some things will never be different

    So stop being
    American, there’s a time and there’s a place

    Artist: Bloc Party
    Song: Helicopter
    Real Lyric: North to southEmptyRunning onBravadoAs if to say, as if to sayAs if to say, he doesn't like chocolateHe's born a liar, he'll die a liarSome things will never be differentStop being so AmericanThere's a time and there's a placeSo James DeanSo blue jeansGonna save the worldHe's gonnaAre you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?Three out of five, three out of five (it's not enough)Six out of tenBetter luck next timeJust like his Dad, just like his Dad (the same mistakes)Some things will never be differentHungry and dumb, hungry and dumb (so wait in line)Queuing up for some more junk foodIt's not my fault, it's not my fault (just this once)They're getting so much youngerWhy can't you be more EuropeanBastard child of guilt and shameBury your head in the sandI'm thinking six, six, sixI'm thinking sixAre you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?Are you hoping for a miracle?It's not enough.

    The story:

    umm.. it does not make sense ANYHOW...

    british people are weird sometimes.

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    Lol, yeah. You have to kinda push your mind past that accent to get what they're saying. I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that for the first line.

    grapie Apr 04, 2009 7:59 am