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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Knights in White Satin...

    Artist: Moody Blues
    Real Lyric: Nights in White Satin...
    The story:

    I had always thought this song related to a group of men in shining armour with big white capes made of satin, billowing behing them as they rode on their horses. The second verse in the song even confirmed to me that they were on a long journey but never quite getting there... I was in a shop where they had a sign with the title written on. I was about to tell someone that they had misspelt the word "knights" by missing out the "k" when the huge realisation that I had got it wrong for 30+ years actually hit me.

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