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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Knights in white satin

    Artist: Moody Blues
    Real Lyric: Nights in white satin

    The story:

    When I first heard this song as a kid, I thought it was a tale of
    courtly love along the lines of King Arthur and the Knights of
    the Round Table. By convention the narrator couldn't directly
    tell his beloved that she was his beloved, so he had to do it
    in an indirect fashion, such as singing about it. Years later, I
    bought a Moody Blues CD and saw that this track was
    spelled without the K. I had gotten right the part about the
    narrator not being able to tell her directly that he loved her,
    but pretty much everything else was wrong.

    I know I'm not the only person to have made this blunder,
    because it appears in the Carl Hiaasen novel "Double
    Whammy". There is a scene in which one character is
    humming this song while tying up another character with
    bedsheets, and the latter (if not Hiaasen himself) thinks the
    song is "Knights in White Satin".

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