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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Knights in armor intent on shivaree

    Artist: Van Morrison
    Song: Tupelo Honey
    Real Lyric: Knights in armor intent on chivalry

    The story:

    I just pictured them banging on their armor to make as much noise
    as possible at a "shivaree" (an Irish tradition of banging pots in the
    middle of the night after the wedding beneath the newlyweds'
    window )
    Not as romantic as the original but I thought it was just Van being
    Van -- my bf at the time thought I was nuts

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