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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Kiwi and lime..."

    Artist: Zac Brown Band
    Real Lyric: "Keep me in mind..."

    The story:

    I remember when this first came on the radio, and
    since I was driving almost every time I heard it, I
    never really had a chance to truly listen to the
    lyrics. Because of this, I thought the song had a
    bit of a "Margaritaville" vibe and that "kiwi and
    lime" referred to the kind of mixed drink he or the
    girl he is singing about was sipping on somewhere.
    Maybe one day I'll come up with a fantastic kiwi
    and lime flavored c**ktail so my sister can no
    longer harass me when this comes on the radio.

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