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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kiss my ass, my ass
    What ever spills beans, will be
    The future's not ours to see
    Kiss my ass, my ass

    Artist: Doris Day
    Song: Que Sera, Sera
    Real Lyric: Que Sera, SeraWhat ever will be, will beThe future's not ours to seeQue sera, sera
    The story:

    My mother was playing it, and I started singing along, and she burst out laughing.

    I always wondered what was with the beans . . .

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/10/2002 12:45 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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