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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Killing me softly with his thumb.

    Artist: Roberta Flack
    Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song.

    The story:

    This song was on the radio constantly in 1975, when my sister, my brother and I were driving to our new home in California from New York. As a 6-year-old, I quietly interpreted the song as 'killing me softly with his thumb.' and it stuck in my brain that way for nearly a quarter century until Lauren Hill covered it. ''It's SONG, you idiot, SONG,'' said a friend when I asked him what the significance of killing somebody softly with one's thumb is.

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