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    Killing Me Softly With His Dong

    Artist: Roberta Flack
    Real Lyric: Killing Me Softly With His Song



    The story:

    Roberta flack was one of my mom's favorite pop artists. I was fourteen and one day she was playing this song at home. Without thinking I was kind of singing along with my own version and needless to say, she quickly corrected me with the proper lyrics. Now I had the "at home lyrics" and the "street lyrics" although I further changed the lyrics to be, "Drilling me softly with his dong." That way everyone could have the experience without the fear of death afterword. After all, love making should be a positive thing, not necessarily masochistic or sadistic. Some may balk at the thought of being drilled, but hey, you can't please everyone.

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