The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Since I'm also a "Dave(y)," I heard this song incessantly when I was little. My dad even started calling me "Davey Crewcut" when I'd get my requisite summertime baldy sour. I just couldn't understand how Davey Crockett could have fought in the Indian wars, served in Congress, and everything else -- and have died on the playground bars at three.
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Submitted on
9/12/2004 6:42 pm
Age it happened
7
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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