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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kids-wig nuns

    Artist: Gorillaz
    Real Lyric: Kids with guns

    The story:

    At a school show, I was supposed to sing this song.
    I only heard it, I never looked for the actual words.
    I went up and sang "Kid's wig guns".
    Not only was it hard to pronounce, I heard giggling all over the show.
    When I went down my friend jumped on me and told me its "Kids with gun" and asked what I was thinking.
    I told him the whole song sounded strange so I thought those are the lyrics.
    So, about a month other kids laughed at me.
    Next time, if there will be one, I'll read the original lyrics.

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    You're probably half deaf

    dcolin4321 Jan 23, 2011 12:38 am